Children's Film Enthusiasts Gifts

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Spoiler alert."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Harriet Walter

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Oscars 2024

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Casting Director

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"But only during rehearsal."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'