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"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Spoiler alert."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Quentin Tarantino

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Harriet Walter

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Oscars 2024

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Casting Director

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Woody Allen

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'