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'Did you enjoy the film?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Getting to Know You

The Pink Bantha

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Harriet Walter

Quentin Tarantino

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Don't go in there!!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Sylvester Stallone

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

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