Young Film Buffs Pillows

'Did you enjoy the film?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Spoiler alert."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Harriet Walter

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'It's a horror-comedy.'