Children's Film Fans Pillows

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Goodies and Baddies

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Pastries and Candy

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

I want to be a lawn!

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Vanity Publishing.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

Stars Without Make-Up.

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

Subtitles are often used in film productions