Family Film Fans Pillows

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

I want to be a lawn!

Janet Leigh

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Vanity Publishing.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

Freak Family.

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'