Children's Story Fans Pillows

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

"Oh yes, you can't even recognize the old shoe since the remodel."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Pastries and Candy

"Recalculating route..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Jacques et Jille

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Fearless Frog Part 19

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Tooth fairy.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Let's all be fairies.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Brothers Grimm