Children's Story Fans Pillows

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

"Oh yes, you can't even recognize the old shoe since the remodel."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Recalculating route..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Jacques et Jille

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

Let's all be fairies.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."