Children's Fiction Fan Pillows

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bathroom Fairy

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"