Children's Fiction Fan Gifts

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Pastries and Candy

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Bathroom Fairy

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"