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'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Office pics on dinner table.

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'What's going on at your end?'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Couple Watching Scary Film

Time for bed

'And then Baby Bear said...'

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Did I miss something?"

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

"I don't know. Do you want to watch a moovie?"

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."

Home theatre.

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')