Life Documenters Gifts

You're live blogging. Sadie asks a question. Why not actually experience what you're doing? She's talking about something. Instead of narcissistically chronicling your life, live it. More talking. Call it live living! Yelling about something.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Food Chain

Live Stream

Crocodile

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Great, now we're lost."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'I still say these shots need more action.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

People Planet.

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Michael Moore

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"That's starting to look like a documentary."