Baby Paparazzi T-Shirts

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Baby's first two-step.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Selfie World

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Nice bling!'

A couple with a new baby

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

Stepped in Dog Poo.

Journalist tackled by security.

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

Press Pass

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."