Baby Admirer T-Shirts

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A midwife holding a baby

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

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"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Dog Park / Cat Park