Baby Admirer Prints

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Aaaah! Didn't I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A midwife holding a baby

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Welcome Spring.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Bears

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"