Baby Adorers Prints

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Snowmobull

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

celebrating a birth.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Doughboy Dad

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"He looks just like your husband."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"They look so young and helpless."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Baby on board 2020