Baby Enthusiasts Prints

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Bouncing baby

'Cooooool! I got a womb with a view!'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Pregnancy

Stork Swinging Baby.

The maternity ward.

Baby bumper stickers

"You're overfeeding that baby."

Are we there yet?

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

"So...what do you think of babies?"

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

Baby to-do list.

Sign on the maternity ward door reads 'Push, push, push.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Learning to Crawl

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Babies must be popular. My Mom said ours is back ordered for nine months."

Baby restaurant

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll