Baby Enthusiasts Prints

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Bouncing baby

'Cooooool! I got a womb with a view!'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Pregnancy

Stork Swinging Baby.

The maternity ward.

Baby bumper stickers

"You're overfeeding that baby."

Are we there yet?

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

"So...what do you think of babies?"

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

Baby to-do list.

Sign on the maternity ward door reads 'Push, push, push.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Learning to Crawl

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Babies must be popular. My Mom said ours is back ordered for nine months."

Baby restaurant

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

We're not sure which one of us she looks like yet.

Don't listen to them - you're already walking just fine.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'