Furbaby Adorers Prints

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Snowmobull

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

celebrating a birth.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

Fur Baby

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Bouncing baby

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.