Furbaby Adorers Prints

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Snowmobull

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

celebrating a birth.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fur Baby

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"It's a good boy!"

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Bouncing baby

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'