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"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Doughboy Dad

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

A couple with a new baby

Newborn making the V-sign