Clever Baby Admirer Gifts

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Doughboy Dad

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

Bouncing baby

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

My child is a genius.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"