Paperwork Palooza Gifts

Jumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'