Paperwork Palooza Pillows

Jumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

InIn by-products.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

In - Out - Pending.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'