Paperwork Rebel Gifts

"It's a new target to try and target a time when we could set a target for agreeing a target for reducing targets to stop us being target driven."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Late/Too Late.

Shake it all about sign on desk

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.