Paperwork Antagonist Gifts

'We're throwing out the old rules.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

Late/Too Late.

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."