Paperwork Vanquisher Gifts

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"Have a good weekend!"