Paperwork Protector Gifts

Business hiding from a tax collector behind a CPA.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Inout baskets.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

In, out, shake it all about.

Barack Obama's To Do list.