Paintwork Protector Gifts

"Watch the fingerprints, Madge. It's my new car remember ."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Trump leaving

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Save the termites.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Do something for the environment.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"See a trend?"

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

D.I.Y ladder

Art Theft