Pottery Protector Gifts

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I see you've security marked your property."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Urns in love

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

About the potter.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Pottery Slam

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'The fence is to keep the public away - otherwise our pictures won't last five minutes.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'How old is this vase?'

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'You've had enough!'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

Notre Dame Fire

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"