Art Protector Gifts

Art Theft

Copyright is aways right

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Trump leaving

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Igloo for birds.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"That's an everblue."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.