Paint Picker Gifts

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

The Scenic Route

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"He's very finicky."

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

D.I.Y ladder

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"I get paid by the word."

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"

Paint charming.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

'Er . . . wouldn't it be simpler to have your glasses tinted, dear?'

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

"You bought an airbrush?"

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"Ask me about mazes."

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

'I just paint what I see.'

"Whoa, a dual-action airbrush kit with a 6-foot hose! How much is this?"

Model Airplanes