Paint Picker Gifts

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

The Scenic Route

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"He's very finicky."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

D.I.Y ladder

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"I get paid by the word."

Paint charming.

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"

'Er . . . wouldn't it be simpler to have your glasses tinted, dear?'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Ask me about mazes."

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"You bought an airbrush?"

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

Model Airplanes

Oranges, lemons and limes.

"Whoa, a dual-action airbrush kit with a 6-foot hose! How much is this?"

'I just paint what I see.'