Paint Explorer Gifts

'Er . . . wouldn't it be simpler to have your glasses tinted, dear?'

Artist painting his palette.

The Art Student.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Crayo-Blah

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Painter's muse

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!