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'Er . . . wouldn't it be simpler to have your glasses tinted, dear?'

Artist painting his palette.

The Art Student.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Painter's muse

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Fin (The end).

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'