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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"This is a duet yourself project."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Gesundheit!"

Echo in the hippo.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Painter's muse

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'No luggage.'

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

'Life'

Art Guidelines

Shadow Artist

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling."

Land's End

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."