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Art Guidelines

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Art Plagiarism

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Sales and Diversity

"It's called 'Sold'."

Consumption Graph.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Economic Prosperity

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"This one will go with everything,

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

I'm color blind, please help.

How Art Works.

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"The arc of the moral universe."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

The painting Painter

David Hockney

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."