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"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Prisoner still life painting.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

Economic Prosperity

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"The arc of the moral universe."

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Our economic forecasts are based on a complicated mathematical formula.' (Hope/Experience).

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Art Guidelines

'It was love at first sight!'

Sugestshun Box: Spelling test.

"That would look really good in my office."

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'