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Ski School.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Sales.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Graph to find your IQ

Lost

"That was a rumor day."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Consumption Graph.

National Park Map

A consumer guide to cheese.