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A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

My First Camera

(Camel paintings)

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Artistic License

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

How Art Works.

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Trash-talkin' artists

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

David Hockney

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"But is it..?"

The painting Painter

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artist painting a dancer.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Giraffe painter.

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.