Brush And Canvas Advocate Gifts

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

My First Camera

(Camel paintings)

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

How Art Works.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Trash-talkin' artists

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"But is it..?"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Artist painting a dancer.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

The painting Painter

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Giraffe painter.

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."