Rock Canvas Enthusiasts Gifts

(Camel paintings)

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Artists of the wild west.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

The first animation.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Trash-talkin' artists

How Art Works.

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Artist painting a dancer.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"But is it..?"

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

The painting Painter

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Giraffe painter.