Brush And Canvas Explorer Pillows

"After I bought all this stuff, I realized I'm more of a word person."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"This is a duet yourself project."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Echo in the hippo.

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Gesundheit!"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Painter's muse

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'No luggage.'

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

Art Guidelines

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'Life'

Shadow Artist

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

Hey, who moved my easel?

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'