Paperwork Skeptic Gifts

'Before I can put you in touch with reality, you'll have to sign this release form.'

Bureaucracy Redress Mechanisms

'I can't believe you gave the bank a receipt.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Quality Control

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

InIn by-products.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with