Anti-paperwork Champion Gifts

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'