Paper Pusher Rebel Gifts

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau of the Damned

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Distractions: Work Disputes

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Depressing Company Departments.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

A souped up car...

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

Cut and Run