Stationery Rebel Gifts

"You're not the boss of me! Why do you always assume you're in charge?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

I did it my way.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Stationery Shop

Rock and Roll

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."