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"You're not the boss of me! Why do you always assume you're in charge?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

I did it my way.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

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"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."