Paperwork Wrangler Gifts

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

It was a dead-end job. She was only staying for the palliative care.

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'

Loan Manager's Filing System - Up To Their Necks / Over Their Heads

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'This paperwork for a sing case. Why ever do they call it a 'brief'?'

In, out, and 'Here to stay' trays.

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Desk boxes: way, no way, could go either way.

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"Keeping busy?"

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Storm in the out tray

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Organization is not rocket science!

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

The buck gets lost here

In/Out.

InIn by-products.

Style and Substance.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Good news: Scans show the cyst diminishing. However, your chart is still growing."

'File this, fax that, take a letter, answer the phone. I'm afraid of being typecast.'

Historian: 'In one era...Out another.'

GP responsibilities

Judge Yomp (work boxes): 'Truth...Nothing but the truth.'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

"On top of everything else this is a bureaucratic nightmare."

In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!