Paperwork Paladin Gifts

"Welcome to the grant application process

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Late/Too Late.

Inout baskets.

In and Out Tray

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"