Press Paladin Gifts

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Soldier armed with a pen.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I'll check your circulation."

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

These remarks are completely off the record

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

The killing of journalists

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Freedom of Press

Censorship and Apple Daily

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

Cuban Press

Before you read the Guardian, ask yourself: do I need to?

Ostrich with head buried in newspaper

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

Rise of the Amateur Internet Reporter

Newspaper circulation gauge.

Jeremy Paxman.

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'

'I'm sorry, but a night of passion with your wife isn't going to sell papers...'

Fighting Covid

Journalist reading 'The joy of sex scandals.'

World Press Freedom Day

Laundry Pressing Journalist.

"Welcome to the grant application process

News vendors selling their respective newspapers. The News of the World vendor is selling the Big Issue.