Press Baron Gifts

Rupert Murdoch: Gone Hacking

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

"How are we on bread?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Hot Towel Web Service

"I'll check your circulation."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

power of press

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

The killing of journalists

"It's non-negotiable."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

Censorship and Apple Daily

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

Cuban Press

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

What are your comments on press intrusion

Agricultural Businessman.

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'