Press Baron Gifts

Rupert Murdoch: Gone Hacking

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"How are we on bread?"

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"I'll check your circulation."

The Daily Me

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Hot Towel Web Service

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

power of press

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

The killing of journalists

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"It's non-negotiable."

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Censorship and Apple Daily

Cuban Press

Black is back!

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

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