Media Baron Gifts

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

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"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'You've been killing files again.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Get me public relations!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."