Media Baron Mugs

Black is back!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Stephen Fry

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Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'Get me public relations!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

The Plasmas.